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I am spending my Sunday celebrating Oktoberfest!

Für Fabian und Kai:
Ein Kölner, ein Dortmunder und ein Düsseldorfer gehen in eine Kneipe.
Sagt der Dortmunder zum Kellner: "Ich nehme ein DAB."
Sagt der Düsseldorfer: "Ich nehme ein Alt."
Sagt der Kölner: "Ich nehme eine Cola."
Die anderen beiden sind entsetzt:
"Warum trinkst du denn Cola?"
Der Kölner: "Na, wenn ihr kein Bier trinkt, trinke ich auch keins."
Posted at 4:15 PM.
9 Comments:

Kai Töpel said...
great joke, I hope somebody explained it to you! where did you get it from?

oktoberfest rocks

6:48 PM
 


Herbie said...
Das ist sehr luestig! Du kannst gut Deutsch. Drink lots of beer!
8:16 PM
 


Zach said...
Kai, of course I understand it!
11:00 PM
 


Arslan said...
Kölsch ist das beste Bier der Welt!
5:42 AM
 


Pete said...
I don't know what that means but PROST!!!
7:00 AM
 


Kai said...
I hate kölsch, nothing is better than just regular pils!
5:53 PM
 


Zach said...
You hate Kölsch?

Spoiled German.

6:46 PM
 


Kai said...
it tastes like water and reminds you americans at your american beer ;-)
3:28 PM
 


Anonymous said...
Here we compare the Google translation to the Altavista one. Note: neither is funny.

Google says,
A Cologner, a Dortmunder and a Duesseldorfer go into a tavern.
The Dortmunder says to the waiter: "I take a DAB."
The Duesseldorfer says: "I take an alto."
The Cologner says: "I take a Cola."
The other two are frightened:
"why do you drink Cola?"
The Cologner: "well, if you do not drink beer, I drink also keins."

Altavista:
A Cologner, A Dortmunder and A Duesseldorfer go into A tavern.
The Dortmunder says ton the more waiter: "I take A DAB."
The Duesseldorfer says: "I take on alto."
The Cologner says: "I take A Cola."
The OTHER two acres frightened:
"why DO you drink Cola?"
The Cologner: "wave, if you DO emergency drink more beer, I drink thus keins."

3:04 PM
 


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